thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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