You really coming over, don't trick.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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