great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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