I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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