Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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