honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
party gras won. party gras always wins.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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