is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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