You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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