Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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