I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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