i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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