Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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