Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Damn victory sex feels great
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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