Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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