Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm having to shit out rocks
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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