Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Randomize
