if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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