can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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