I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
