i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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