Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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