I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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