IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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