But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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