Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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