So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I want her autograph on my taint
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He did a backflip because drugs
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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