This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Two words: nipple clamps
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