hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
