Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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