hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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