why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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