There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
