Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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