So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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