sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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