Do you still have your period?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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