yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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