honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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