Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My balls are so social today.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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