You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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