just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
