then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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