ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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