But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
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