I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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