ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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