i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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