That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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