You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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