jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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