you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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