You really coming over, don't trick.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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