Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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