A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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