Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
My life is pants optional.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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