Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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