On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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